If I Woke Up and Nothing Hurt I’d Think I Was Dead mug

£10.00

Funny mug for anyone who only knows they’re alive because everything hurts! Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine after all.

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If I woke up and nothing hurt I’d think I was dead mug! A funny quote that is far too accurate! Great gift for someone who has a sense of humour about their chronic illness or old age. Features a painting of an exhausted woman collapsed on the couch…we can relate! If you like this phrase we also have it as a t-shirt design.

This 11oz ceramic mug has the design printed on one side, as shown in the picture.  If you’d like to add a name or message to the back just add details in the personalisation box. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, although hand washing is the best way to keep the design in pristine condition.

We have a number of other mug designs, not to mention many other products so please check out the rest of our website. We’ve been in business since 2017, mainly via Facebook and Etsy, but our website is quite new so we’ll be adding new products all the time.

If you have a different favourite quote to this If I Woke Up and Nothing Hurt I’d Think I Was Dead mug, we would be happy to create a design for you or adjust the wording on this one. Just use the contact us button and we’ll be happy to help.

Thank you Mr & Mrs PMP

Shipping info
All of our mugs are sent via Royal Mail 48hr tracked within 5 working days (Monday to Friday) of the order being placed. You can upgrade to Express postage and we will send via RM 24 hour tracked. We process orders in line with our promise but unfortunately we can’t control the actual delivery times, so please don’t shout at us if Postman Pat is delayed….it’s better than Evri throwing it in your hedges.

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Weight 440 g