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- Although we are trying to sell some of these to Heathrow, it'll work just as fine at your own place of residence
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- Hi I'm Regina Phalange, delighted to meet your acquaintance!
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- This doormat ensures that your friends remain your friends. Nobody wishes to fall out over a muddy shoe and cream carpet cocktail.
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- This is perfect if you're one for binge watching friends and ordering takeaways.
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- Banish all annoyances from your abode with this No Salesmen doormat! It's politer and far more legal than waving a gun in their face.
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- You can change this Amazon doormat however you like using the boxes provided. You might think Brad Pitt is a minger or Domino's are yack?
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- This doormat is only meant as a joke but if you're either a nutter or extremely safety conscious it might act as a warning.
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- All you need is love? Wrong! You need your keys, money and phone.
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- You should see this Free Range Kids doormat more as a disclaimer. If you warn visitors about your kids in advance, they cannot then sue you.
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- If you buy and display this doormat then any visitors cannot then subsequently complain about your weirdness.
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- In this day and age who visits? Really? Whats that all about? Thankfully with this doormat you can instantly set the tone.
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- This doormat is the perfect purchase if you're in need of a doormat, you're a bit of a scruff and a compulsive liar.
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- We should probably be selling these Guten Tag doormats off before brexit as the chances of a German knocking on your door will diminish after that.
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- We should probably be selling these Willkommen doormats off before brexit as the chances of a German knocking on your door will diminish after that.
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- Ideal if you like friends, flirting or just generally caring for the welfare of visitors to your dwelling
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- We wanna send this friends pizza doormat to Matt le Blanc but we figure that he's minted so can afford to buy one. Joey should've had one of these 100%.
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